2 months ago | 55,306 notes

electricgnu:

The fucking job market is abysmal

2 months ago | 37,642 notes

naceless:

naceless:

naceless:

The homoerotic relationship between a sword and its scabbard

The sword that cuts all but its scabbard. The scabbard that consumes none but its sword. The sword that is dulled by its scabbards protection but would fall to disrepair without it

The scabbard that cannot kill yet is soaked in blood all the same from holding its sword

achilles and patroclus

2 months ago | 14,162 notes

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

buying weird little stuffed animals to populate my apartment like noah on his fucking boat

2 months ago | 13,532 notes

powerburial:

yes go to your little “job” meanwhile I will be pondering the mysteries of the sphinx

2 months ago | 134,797 notes

Tags:
i've been on half of these and i still feel quite shit abt my life so idkk

whalepunk:

poetrylesbian:

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

Impressive to me that no one said the same thing twice

2 months ago | 168 notes

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stamina potion

noelashe:

emoji descriptions are so funny like WHAT are you tlaking about

2 months ago | 61,903 notes

hatsunemiku-official:

kasaneteto-official:

hatsunemiku-official:

sorry for not posting much! they only let me out twice a month

Let you out of what, Miku?

zip file

7 months ago | 49,514 notes

deadpanwalking:

8 months ago | 102,397 notes

tragedyposting:

ballwizard:

why do coffee makers growl at you. What’s the point of all that

They’re called baristas and they’re working very hard, they deserve to let off steam however they’d like.

8 months ago | 67,121 notes

boudicca:

“comrade in arms” yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit